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好疼搞笑的句子

《好疼搞笑的句子》

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好疼搞笑的句子

1、我很幸运,你和别人的爸爸不一样,没有任何人的爸爸能够总是去公园。

2、——上个礼拜你很难过生气,而这个礼拜你突然觉得需要为你哥哥尽些心力,并且打算一辈子来照顾他?

3、你是怎么把妞儿都泡到手的?

4、如果我说我来自未来,你会笑我吗

5、Carl:It's just that the first moment I saw you,I fell in love with you,instantly,and I thought that, if I got luckier than any man has ever got, it would be a tragedy if I didn't have. . .A condom.I can see how that was just sick and very wrong, and so I'm gonna take the condom out of my pocket and I'm throwing the condom into the North Sea.You see, I already adore you. I hope one day we'll get married and have children.

6、如果我说我来自未来,你会笑我吗

7、Grug: Well then, why did you go up there?瓜哥:那你干嘛上去? Eep: I don‟t know!小伊:我不知道。

8、Guy: let me clarify, Eep. The world is ending.盖:我来说明一下,小伊,世界要毁灭了。 Eep: What?小伊:什么?

9、—是我们的同伴 斯皮勒说还有很多其他的同伴!

10、Lucy: Daddy, did God made for you to be like this or was it an accident?



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